Saturday, June 26, 2010

Conclusive Proof of Global Warming (Part 2) - World Cup Edition

Way, way back last year, before Coopenhagen, before Tony Abbott (Boo! Hiss!), when Kevin Rudd was so popular that everything slid off him as if he was made of Teflon, and he had the most incredible "Preferred Prime Minister" stats, I posted on this site conclusive proof of Global Warming, comparing the French 1959 national team with the French 2009 team.

Scroll down for a proper look.

I've now stumbled across a picture of the French 2010 World Cup team, reproduced below (again compared with the 1959 team):

I am now totally convinced that Global Warming is getting worse. Maybe, we have reached a "Tipping Point". What do you think?

Sunday, May 30, 2010

How not to attract attention....

A tragic incident, where a cyclist is injured or dies as the result of a road accident. Cyclists are doing their ALL for Gaia, and if an insensitive motorist (or two) runs them over, then you have a major affront to conservation and alternate transport.

If you might be inclined to do a "hit and run" on a cyclist, then you should do so with a plain, ordinary car, like, say a white Toyota Camry:

However, the last thing you should be driving around potential witnesses is a rare British shit-box that wasn't even very popular in its hey-day, let alone this century, such as a white Triumph Dolomite:

Given that maybe 50 Australians actually bought a Dolomite in the 1970's (mostly in baby-shit yellow), and that of those 50 maybe 45 have rusted away to nothingness, that leaves Plod with 5 possible suspects. Four of those suspects have baby-shit yellow Dolomites, and one single person has a white one.

Hence, follow the investagory time-line:


Money quote: "Police are looking for a white Triumph Dolomite sedan"

Next, we see the results of our prime detective's minds in action:


Money quote: "Crime scene examiners have seized a Triumph from the man's home."
As you can see, if you want to run over a cyclist and get away with it, go for the white Camry.

Otherwise, you're gonna get done, Cobber!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

It's official - Lizards falling from the sky!

A Happy New Festivus to everyone!

Without being offensive, the Christian Bible talks about cats lying with dogs and all sorts of apocalyptic things like that at the End of Times.

We now have irrefutable scientific evidence of fauna falling from the sky, according to this Yahoo News link:

Lizards Falling - Look out below!

Money quote: "It was so cold in Florida, freezing iguanas were seen falling out of trees."

Global Warming causes precipitation, including snow. What is it about this simple concept that you Deniers just don't understand?