Saturday, June 26, 2010

Conclusive Proof of Global Warming (Part 2) - World Cup Edition

Way, way back last year, before Coopenhagen, before Tony Abbott (Boo! Hiss!), when Kevin Rudd was so popular that everything slid off him as if he was made of Teflon, and he had the most incredible "Preferred Prime Minister" stats, I posted on this site conclusive proof of Global Warming, comparing the French 1959 national team with the French 2009 team.

Scroll down for a proper look.

I've now stumbled across a picture of the French 2010 World Cup team, reproduced below (again compared with the 1959 team):

I am now totally convinced that Global Warming is getting worse. Maybe, we have reached a "Tipping Point". What do you think?

Sunday, May 30, 2010

How not to attract attention....

A tragic incident, where a cyclist is injured or dies as the result of a road accident. Cyclists are doing their ALL for Gaia, and if an insensitive motorist (or two) runs them over, then you have a major affront to conservation and alternate transport.

If you might be inclined to do a "hit and run" on a cyclist, then you should do so with a plain, ordinary car, like, say a white Toyota Camry:

However, the last thing you should be driving around potential witnesses is a rare British shit-box that wasn't even very popular in its hey-day, let alone this century, such as a white Triumph Dolomite:

Given that maybe 50 Australians actually bought a Dolomite in the 1970's (mostly in baby-shit yellow), and that of those 50 maybe 45 have rusted away to nothingness, that leaves Plod with 5 possible suspects. Four of those suspects have baby-shit yellow Dolomites, and one single person has a white one.

Hence, follow the investagory time-line:


Money quote: "Police are looking for a white Triumph Dolomite sedan"

Next, we see the results of our prime detective's minds in action:


Money quote: "Crime scene examiners have seized a Triumph from the man's home."
As you can see, if you want to run over a cyclist and get away with it, go for the white Camry.

Otherwise, you're gonna get done, Cobber!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

It's official - Lizards falling from the sky!

A Happy New Festivus to everyone!

Without being offensive, the Christian Bible talks about cats lying with dogs and all sorts of apocalyptic things like that at the End of Times.

We now have irrefutable scientific evidence of fauna falling from the sky, according to this Yahoo News link:

Lizards Falling - Look out below!

Money quote: "It was so cold in Florida, freezing iguanas were seen falling out of trees."

Global Warming causes precipitation, including snow. What is it about this simple concept that you Deniers just don't understand?

Monday, November 23, 2009

Deniers Lindzen and Singer confirmed shills in the pay of Big Oil!

AGW deniers Richard Lindzen and S.Fred Singer have now been exposed as having received money from Big Oil.

See this American "Stinker" article.

Extraordinary that the deniers publish such admissions!

How can this be?

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Here is a Solution!

Given that the conservatives everywhere are trying their hardest Big Oil funded attempt to derail the Copenhagen Conference, it may be that no binding treaty will emerge from Copenhagen, and that we have mere months left to avoid a tipping-point or two.

This means that we need to think proactively about geo-engineering, in order to try to save polar bears, koalas, the Great Barrier Reef, and the poor drowning inhabitants of Tuvalu.

A Peruvian proposal for global-warming amelioration through geo-engineering recently won a World Bank award. Unfortunately, the article does not specify the quantum of the award, but you would expect it to be reasonably significant.

Here is the winning proposal from Peru.

Here is a picture of a typical rapidly retreating glacier:

First, let me introduce the Athabasca Glacier in Canada:

Carefully, note its colour. I like to call this the "Michael Jackson Glacier" - it's simply not white enough!

Next, the filthy black Franz-Josef Glacier from New Zilund:

If ever a glacier cried out for geo-engineering like the Peruvian proposal, this one needs it!

We need all of our eco-warriors out there to get themselves huge pots of white paint, and go and do something for Mother Gaia.

Please! For Gaia's sake, run out now, get your paint, and get to your nearest glacier, and START PAINTING!

We need to do this now folks, as we are fast approaching the first of many tipping-points!

Be proactive in saving the future for the poley bears' children and grandchildren. Splash that paint around, pronto!

The world will thank you for your efforts. Much better than hunger strikes, and useless gestures like that.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Fireballs of Methane erupting from the sea!

In the lead up to Copenhagen COP15, I am terrified by dire predictions such as this:-

This is an actual story.

Can you imagine? Unless we all get behind Copenhagen, we are going to have freaking great balls of fire erupting from the sea!

This is not good!

Especially if one of these freaking great balls of fire lands on a polar bear or pelican.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Conclusive Proof of Global Warming

Behold! Kaboom has finally established irrefutable proof of Global Warmening.

A mere 50 year difference, during the most profligate era of carbon dioxide production.
I just love the taste of denialist tears ....... argue your propaganda around these data!