In a savage blow to the middle-class and latte-sipping LandCruiser driving Doctor's wives, French wine is likely to be no more due to Global Warming:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/wine/6040419/Best-wines-will-come-from-Scotland-if-climate-change-is-not-stopped-French-chefs-say.html?FORM=ZZNR
In a further climate disaster, billions of red Sockeye Salmon, (a perfect accompanyment to a cheeky French Chardonnay) have literally disappeared. Yep, you guessed it - Global Warming:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/08/14/2656194.htm?site=news
Not only are the poor and dispossessed having their lifestyles threatened by Global Warming, but so too are the polluters themselves.
Time to wake up! We need to stop climate change now!
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
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The best wines will come from Scotland ? Fuck off ! and salmon vanishing ? well i guess we'll have to get used to the taste of tiger prawns that thrive in warm waters and wash them down with chardonnay single malt chasers.
Global warming could be a bastard all right.
I can't believe it ! No more French wine :(
It's time to wake up now !
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